Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

06 April 2011

mystur inc :: perpetual construction

Trailers today. Update tomorrow. Here's a polar bear that disapproves of me.



Trailers? FUCK YEAH!

Tron: The Next Day


Flynn Lives

The Hangover Part II


Can they surpass the original? I'm thinking FUCK YEAH.

Green Lantern


I wasn't sure about this at first, but now...

Captain America: The First Avenger


Exact opposite of Green Lantern. Now, I'm not sure I want to see this.

Your Highness


James Franco, how you be so awesome?


rock hard. live harder. o_O
Written around 02:10

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