Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

15 August 2010

mystur inc :: perpetual construction

Your [wannabe] hero is back after an unexpected hiatus from the internets as a whole. Back online, this writer is back to take on these movies with a reviewing vengeance! No? Don't believe me? Hmmm... Would you believe an energized push? How about a somewhat enthused attempt? *sigh*


I present: growing up with siblings

I'm going to go on a schedule of updating every Monday and Thursday just to keep you few readers entertained. Well, maybe just Monday. Yeah. Every Tuesday. Yeah...

Where my trailers, biatch?!

Freakonomics (2010)

How utterly intriguing...

The Virginity Hit (2010)

I would never keep "friends" like that... But I still want to see it.

Sucker Punch (2011)

O_O ...

Tangled (2010)

I'm a sucker for animated flicks. What?

Monsters (2010)

Curious...


rock hard. live harder. o_O
Written around 18:30

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