Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

17 April 2010

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Trailers, motha fucka!

The A-Team (2010)

What's with all the bloody remakes?!

The Other Guys (2010)

Another buddy cop movie... with a Ferrel twist?

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

I never watch horror flicks... Jackie Earle Haley, though...

Paper Man (2009)

Toured the film festivals in 2009, but hits the big in a week or two.

Chloe (2010)

Technically, this movie already came out, but... da-amn...


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