mystur inc :: perpetual construction

Four days until the 24th year. Hmmm...

Dearest non-existent readers, the life of this writer has gotten rather stale. The most exciting thing I do these days is strike up random conversation with strangers on the way to and from school. Ooooo... Also, I really have to start writing again; the backlog on my reviews/short stories/scripts/novel is grossly overflowing. I've been spending too much time with bullshit, and not enough time on the important stuff.

Another thing, what the hell is going on back in the 'nois? Every time I check back with my various contacts, it seems like the entire world has changed. Relations are severed and joined in the zaniest of coupling. Religion is enveloping those I never saw coming, while "future priests/nuns" are participating in threesomes and getting sloshed at the local pub. Fuckin' bizarro world, man...

But, I digress. Don't forget to drop a suggestion [or two... dozen] of a movie/tv show/trailer/porno that you'd like me to gloriously tear to pieces. Or praise. Depends on my mood.

Wee! Trailers!

Kick-Ass (2010)

[Note To Self] Become a superhero.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Ye-ea-ah buddy...

Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Russell Brand. Period.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

I... don't know... It could be awesome... Or utterly horrid... I'm... So... Confused... Overuse... Of ellipses...

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

That Jay Baruchel has become quite the popular fella as of late, eh?

Marmaduke (2010)

Oh God, oh God... WHY?! Wasn't Beverly Hills Chihuahua enough?!


rock hard. live harder. o_O