Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

20 November 2009

FotN • New Moon

a visual orgy :: night at the movies


Taylor and Robert? Gay. Just look at his gaze. *shudder*

I was going to tear this horrifically shitty movie a new asshole, but the amount of frustration I have due to all the popularity it's getting [solely based on the idiotic tween, fan-girl craze, mind you], I'd just end up in an hour long, explicitly vulgar and incoherent rant. Therefore, I'm going to let the wonderful folks at Spill.com do the dirty work. And let's just say they hit the nail in Edward's emo face.


Avoid this movie like the bloody plague.


RATING:


rock hard. live harder. o_O
Written around 20:50

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