After an unexpected, extended [but gloriously wonderful] stay in The Large Onion, I have returned to my gang riddled, collagen and silicone infused Southland. Finding myself behind these keys seems almost off, though; having spent over a month away from them, I have to readjust myself, going through the awkward silence, false greetings, and forced "catching up" so acquainted with seeing someone you haven't seen since you freshman year in high school [although I didn't randomly meet my keyboard outside of a Denny's at 2 in the morn, and it didn't triple its size since I last saw it]. But I digress.
I have seen various movies. I have experienced the randomness of my friend fueled events. I have carried on conversations while folks are mauled by women of assorted flavors. I was even berated for being Asian by my Asian waiter. To say my trip was interesting would be an understatement, but I have truly missed my West Coast home. Time to tear it up.
Don't forget to drop a suggestion [or two... dozen] of a movie/tv show/trailer/porno that you'd like me to gloriously tear to pieces. Or praise. Depends on my mood.
Watch some trailers, ye bloody wanks!
Red Cliff (2009)
The return of John Woo, eh...?
Whip It (2009)
I have a little crush on Ellen Page. So what? Wanna fight about it?!
A Christmas Carol (2009)
I want to see this strictly because How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) was bloody brilliant.
The Book of Eli (2010)
Heh. You know I wouldn't let you down, baby; here's the action trailer I'm known for releasing onto the masses.
rock hard. live harder. o_O
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