Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

22 August 2009

mystur inc :: perpetual construction

Oh my how RL has gotten serious... A serious family situation occurred and I found out through my grandmother telling me while I was watching shows online. That information made my night... rather off, to say the least. After several mobile jingles [and my reacquaintance with cigarettes], I was only able to get my head and mood straight after reassuring words from a sweetheart and a brutally long walk with a 3D Modeler. Tomorrow night I'm jumping on a flight east, heading back home, to see and spend time with the family member at the heart of this incident [to which I can't thank me lads enough... ye generously stubborn bastards].

But enough of the sappy shit; let's get on to the writing! I'm currently working on three [i can't believe it either] projects along with trying to come up with the will to watch movies and write their corresponding reviews. One story follows Izayah Bwadoe, a dastardly smuggler trying to make do in a familiar universe while the other follows a seemingly aloof homeless woman who secretly protects the town she lives in during the cover of night. The third is basically me trying to convert my life into a three/four panel comic strip. Slight embellishment of past and future events may occur.

That's pretty good for an update, right? And don't forget to drop a suggestion [or two... dozen] of a movie/tv show/trailer/porno that you'd like me to gloriously tear to pieces. Or praise. Depends on my mood.

To the trailers!

Zombieland (2009)

I've always had an unexplainable fondness for zombie flicks and games. A rather curious fact, really...

Legion (2010)

It's the undying story of good versus evil. Only, this time, God is fucking shit up and a dual assault rifle wielding angel is saving our pathetic asses. Good times.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

Bearded ladies? Check. Superpower fueled fights? Check. Quirky and generally comedic dialog? Check. Oh, this is going to be fun...

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

R.I.P. William the Peasant


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