Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

06 March 2009

FotN • Watchmen

a visual orgy :: night at the movies


The only good thing in this movie.

A wholly boring flick. There was a complete lack of non-Rorschach character development, and entirely pointless parts [i.e. softcore sex] were consistently thrown in as if just to create a bit of a shock factor to the movie. And there were far, far too many "Blue Wang" scenes [i was honestly expecting Mr. Manhattan to start mushroom stamping all of the Vietnamese to death]. There's no doubt that I'd be more entertained if this movie was done differently. The way it was? Pathetic.

[yeah, i know this is a shit post, but after seven revisions, i decided 'fuck it. this movie isn't worth this much damn effort' and decided not to post anything more than this.]


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