Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

Have a great day!

30 March 2000

FotN • The "Perfect" Movie

Looking for the "perfect" movie? Never going to fucking happen. Ever. You will never, ever see the following appear after a movie review...

RATING:

Why not? Every movie has it's flaws. And nothing can be perfect. Oh, there will be some bloody brilliant flicks out there, but none of them will reach the perfect rating.

Sorry, I guess.


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