flick of the night

Contained in the proceeding are movie reviews written by the lead writer at Mystur Inc. All reviews are rated on a five scale system, highest rating being five full logos. Also, the dates in which the movie reviews are posted correlate with the movie's release date, not when they were written.

Please note that one should tread carefully while reading; THE WRITER FREELY DROPS SPOILERS AND VULGARITIES THROUGHOUT HIS REVIEWS. If you do not appreciate writings of this nature, please leave now and search for a sense of humor and a way to stop being so bloody sensitive. Seriously. The movie is about the visual journey; not the fact that Darth Vader is Luke's father or that the Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same guy. Wait... You knew that right? Um...

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06 April 2011

mystur inc :: perpetual construction

Trailers today. Update tomorrow. Here's a polar bear that disapproves of me.

Trailers? FUCK YEAH!

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28 January 2011

FotN • The Mechanic

a visual orgy :: night at the movies

Another trailer that has more action than the movie? Almost...
The trailer is a thing of beauty, really. The studio has the editor go through all the footage and snatch up the fun little segments, stringing them together so that the potential viewer gets excited to spend their hard earned money to go and see the film. Another angle of its creation, though, is steering expectations of the film. This trailer did so beautifully. Unfortunately, this trailer is also 90% of the action in this damn movie. It's also a good indication of the frantic editing.